I review movies. I thought that would be obvious by this point. Not only that, I bring balance to the world. That movie you love, that you think is so special, it's not. It sucks. You just don't realize it.
Too many reviews extol the virtues of movies, without leveling any criticism, and some of these movies deserve it.
Do I think you suck? I don't know, I've never met you.
I do think your favorite movie sucks.
