March 5, 2017

War Horse (2011) - This Movie Sucks!

War Horse (2011)
The horse in War Horse
Rent  War Horse on Amazon Video
Written by: Lee Hall and Richard Curtis (screenplay), Michael Morpurgo (novel), Nick Stafford (stage play) /Directed by: Stephen Spielberg / Starring: Jeremy Irvine, Emily Watson, David Thewlis / Rated: PG-13

Plot:
After his horse is sold, Albert enlists in the army and finds himself on the front lines.

Review:

The horse genre. It's slightly less manipulative than the dog genre, but clearly above the cat genre. 
What does this horse do that makes a kid join the army to get it back? Does it lay golden eggs, because if it does I didn't see it. Oh, but this movie is about that special bond man and animal share. This is a special horse. Granted, the horse is the best actor in the movie, and I don't mean that as a compliment.

Just like Homeward Bound, horse and owner are reunited through a sequence of events that defy logic, sense, and the space time continuum.
Did the pets make it back in Homeward Bound or did they die in a pit? I don't remember. There's a rumored directors cut of War Horse where the horse tramples the boy at the end. For some reason, that didn't test well. 
 
This movie sucks!

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